{"id":25449,"date":"2016-08-13T22:25:45","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T02:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=25449"},"modified":"2016-08-13T22:25:45","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T02:25:45","slug":"prompt-14-ersatz-emily-in-the-catalogue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/prompt-14-ersatz-emily-in-the-catalogue\/","title":{"rendered":"Prompt 14: (Ersatz Emily) In the catalogue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>they&#8217;re all holding,<br \/>\nor standing near,<br \/>\na glass or decanter of wine,<br \/>\nand wearing the clothes<br \/>\nI fluff, fold and space<br \/>\non a daily basis.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, ETFs! (Evil-to-folds),<br \/>\nHow much consternation you bring.<br \/>\nMy Goodfellow associate glides by,<br \/>\na silk quilt over her shoulder<br \/>\nlike a freshly killed pelt.<\/p>\n<p>Shunted to the front<br \/>\nto greet<br \/>\nand be ignored<br \/>\nby women<br \/>\nwith TOO MUCH money<br \/>\nand not enough<br \/>\nATTENTION SPAN,<br \/>\nI glower at the passersby<br \/>\nplaying Poke-Go,<br \/>\nunaware of their slavery<br \/>\nto everything<br \/>\nexcept the pleasure<br \/>\nof being young.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>they&#8217;re all holding, or standing near, a glass or decanter of wine, and wearing the clothes I fluff, fold and space on a daily basis. Oh, ETFs! (Evil-to-folds), How much consternation you bring. My Goodfellow associate glides by, a silk quilt over her shoulder like&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":59,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1136],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-official-marathon-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/59"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25508,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25449\/revisions\/25508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}