{"id":25474,"date":"2016-08-13T23:08:14","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T03:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=25474"},"modified":"2016-08-13T23:08:14","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T03:08:14","slug":"poem-fifteen-time-bombpacemaker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/poem-fifteen-time-bombpacemaker\/","title":{"rendered":"Poem Fifteen ~ Time Bomb\/Pacemaker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>One,<br \/>\nWaking up is hard.<br \/>\nTwo,<br \/>\nWho needs to shower?<br \/>\nThree,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not hungry.<br \/>\nFour,<br \/>\nThis dress isn&#8217;t clean.<br \/>\nFive,<br \/>\nI just don&#8217;t care.<br \/>\nSix,<br \/>\nThe sun is too bright.<br \/>\nSeven,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m so unmotivated.<br \/>\nEight,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s already dark?<br \/>\nNine,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s 9pm somewhere.<br \/>\nTen,<br \/>\nMy pacemaker stopped hours ago.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One, Waking up is hard. Two, Who needs to shower? Three, I&#8217;m not hungry. Four, This dress isn&#8217;t clean. Five, I just don&#8217;t care. Six, The sun is too bright. Seven, I&#8217;m so unmotivated. Eight, It&#8217;s already dark? Nine, It&#8217;s 9pm somewhere. Ten, My pacemaker&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":764,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/764"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25790,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25474\/revisions\/25790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}