{"id":25612,"date":"2016-08-13T22:47:59","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T02:47:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=25612"},"modified":"2016-08-13T22:47:59","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T02:47:59","slug":"dear-hank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/dear-hank\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Hank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Charles Bukowski,<\/p>\n<p>You are my favorite drunk, poetic bastard<\/p>\n<p>You gambled with women<\/p>\n<p>and I heard your breath reeked of cigarettes and whiskey<\/p>\n<p>I am writing to you, you see Mr. Bukowski<\/p>\n<p>I used to write poetry to get into girls pants<\/p>\n<p>I settled down and got married and haven&#8217;t written an honest poem since<\/p>\n<p>So I write, for you, asking for you help.<\/p>\n<p>send me some crude whiskey soaked words<\/p>\n<p>Send some panty dropping inspiration<\/p>\n<p>send me something to get me through the hours<\/p>\n<p>I need you more than ever Hank<\/p>\n<p>Your biggest fan<\/p>\n<p>ASM<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Charles Bukowski, You are my favorite drunk, poetic bastard You gambled with women and I heard your breath reeked of cigarettes and whiskey I am writing to you, you see Mr. Bukowski I used to write poetry to get into girls pants I settled&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":186,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,12,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-musings","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/186"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25612"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25648,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25612\/revisions\/25648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}