{"id":25789,"date":"2016-08-14T01:35:32","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T05:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=25789"},"modified":"2016-08-14T01:43:29","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T05:43:29","slug":"peter-cooks-post-it-notes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/peter-cooks-post-it-notes\/","title":{"rendered":"Peter Cook’s Post-It Notes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Peter
\nWould you believe it –
\nI have an intervention with myself
\nand it was cancelled?<\/p>\n

How about this –
\nHow about we fax a picture of Dudley’s bare ass –
\nyes, one exists – to all the movie studios?<\/p>\n

We could expect a return phone call, then.<\/p>\n

Did I mention? I met a punk singer
\nin Kingsbridge the other day.
\nShe asked me to sign her chest with a red marker.<\/p>\n

Something inside me winced,
\nbut I’m agreeable if the lass is buxom enough…<\/p>\n

Something still unfunny is curdling beneath my right kidney.
\nWhy don’t you pour us a round and I’ll tell you what
\nthe rainbow doctor played while I was under the knife.<\/p>\n

I keep forgetting that handsome man to my left
\nisn’t my reflection, but my biographer.
\n“Is it true you dreamed Dudley was turning you on a spit?”
\nOh, dear, that was the hangover talking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Would you believe it – I have an intervention with myself and it was cancelled? How about this – How about we fax a picture of Dudley’s bare ass – yes, one exists – to all the movie studios? We could expect a return phone…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":59,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[1972,1971],"class_list":["post-25789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-dudley-moore","tag-peter-cook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/59"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25789"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26679,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25789\/revisions\/26679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}