Every lesbian has been told they need “good dick.”<\/p>\n
It is just as universal as the offer of mustache rides,<\/p>\n
And just as irritating and pointless.<\/p>\n
Both are just a version of dipping the girl’s pigtails in the inkwell.<\/p>\n
The answer, of course, is that most Lesbians have had plenty of “good dick.”<\/p>\n
“I’ve had great dick, much better dick than you could ever give me<\/p>\n
There was always just one problem with this famouz “good dick”<\/p>\n
There was always A MAN attached.”<\/p>\n
And the answer to that is silence.<\/p>\n
Blessed silence.<\/p>\n
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