{"id":26776,"date":"2016-08-14T02:29:16","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T06:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=26776"},"modified":"2016-08-14T02:29:16","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T06:29:16","slug":"safari-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/safari-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"safari porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>in the highest places what is green is missing while<\/p>\n<p>in the lowest places the green hangs lower still, lower than the<\/p>\n<p>cow caught necking and not in the romantic picture that goes<\/p>\n<p>viral all over the internet but with a virus that&#8217;s so subvirile even<\/p>\n<p>the bull wouldn&#8217;t be caught dead knowing that giraffes<\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t neck, and don&#8217;t sleep much drowsing less than two hours a day,<\/p>\n<p>savannah dwellers, whisper yellers, and still the fellers<\/p>\n<p>bachelor herds<\/p>\n<p>the only animal known for its neck and heck that virus check reveals<\/p>\n<p>all is weller in the necking world of savannah dwellers even when there&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>a bottle neck in the safari industry the wake up call will always be the green<\/p>\n<p>possibility of seeing giraffes neck high in the wild<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>in the highest places what is green is missing while in the lowest places the green hangs lower still, lower than the cow caught necking and not in the romantic picture that goes viral all over the internet but with a virus that&#8217;s so subvirile&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":803,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1136,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-official-marathon-prompts","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/803"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26776"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26878,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26776\/revisions\/26878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}