{"id":26817,"date":"2016-08-14T02:20:33","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T06:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=26817"},"modified":"2016-08-14T02:20:33","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T06:20:33","slug":"the-yawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/the-yawn\/","title":{"rendered":"The Yawn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, watch where you point that thing<\/p>\n<p>You know it&#8217;s dangerous<\/p>\n<p>Were all adults here<\/p>\n<p>And you know what it does to us<\/p>\n<p>Now that you&#8217;ve got it started<\/p>\n<p>That chain reaction, the ripple effect<\/p>\n<p>You have us all in the middle of a yawn<\/p>\n<p>Not a dry eye is left<\/p>\n<p>You went ahead and set it free now it won&#8217;t leave us be<\/p>\n<p>Contagiousness at its best<\/p>\n<p>I asked you before now I&#8217;ll ask you once more<\/p>\n<p>Could you please give that yawn a rest<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, watch where you point that thing You know it&#8217;s dangerous Were all adults here And you know what it does to us Now that you&#8217;ve got it started That chain reaction, the ripple effect You have us all in the middle of a yawn&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":815,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/815"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26817"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26838,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26817\/revisions\/26838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}