<\/b>Pardon me: or 11 things you\u2019ll never hear Presidential Candidate Drumpf say.<\/b><\/p>\n
\n\u201c\u0093An \u0091extremely credible source\u0092 has called my office and told me that Barack Obama\u0092\u2019s birth certificate is a fraud.\u201d
\nPardon me, I\u2019m making this shit up as I go along.<\/b><\/p>\n
\u201cI am being proven right about massive vaccinations. The doctors lied. Save our children and their future.\u201d
\nPardon me, I\u2019m not really an anti-vaxxer. <\/b><\/p>\n
\u201cI will build a great wall \u0096 and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me \u0096& I\u0092\u2019ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, & I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.\u0094\u201d
\nPardon me, for all the many many funny things about this.<\/b><\/p>\n
My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.\u0094
\nPardon me, I\u2019m very insecure.<\/b><\/p>\n
\u201cMy IQ is one of the highest\u0097 and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.\u201d
\nPardon me, I\u2019m very insecure AND practising my standup comedy routine.<\/b><\/p>\n
\u201cPresident Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are founder and co-founder of ISIS.\u201d
\nPardon me, I now want you to know I was being sarcastic.<\/b>\u0093<\/p>\n
\u201cThe beauty of me is that I\u0092\u2019m very rich.\u0094\u201d
\nPardon me, I\u2019m obviously aware in this context, beauty is skin deep.<\/b><\/p>\n
\u201c26,000 unreported sexual assaults in the military. Only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?\u201d
\nPardon me, I didn\u2019t mean to imply rape is inevitable between men & women.<\/b><\/p>\n
\u201cYou know, it really doesn\u0092\u2019t matter what the media write as long as you\u0092\u2019ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.\u0094\u201d
\nPardon me, I\u2019m being a pervy old white guy.<\/b><\/p>\n
\u201c\u0093I\u2019\u0092ve said if Ivanka weren\u2019\u0092t my daughter, perhaps I\u0092\u2019d be dating her.\u0094\u201d
\nPardon me, I\u2019m being the most pervy old white guy anyone could possibly be.<\/b><\/p>\n
\u201cI do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.\u201d
\nOops. Pardon me. He\u2019s never going to say that.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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