{"id":27063,"date":"2016-08-14T11:04:48","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T15:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=27063"},"modified":"2016-08-14T11:04:48","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T15:04:48","slug":"hour-14-bloody-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/hour-14-bloody-trees\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 14 &#8211; Bloody Trees"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"SbwgNyGkn4\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/the-poetry-marathon-prompts\/prompt-for-hour-fourteen-3\">Prompt For Hour Fourteen<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Prompt For Hour Fourteen&#8221; &#8212; The Poetry Marathon\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/the-poetry-marathon-prompts\/prompt-for-hour-fourteen-3\/embed#?secret=S54ckvmiSP#?secret=SbwgNyGkn4\" data-secret=\"SbwgNyGkn4\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Last Thursday, the trees went missing<br \/>\nEvery last one of them, roots and all<br \/>\nSearch parties were sent out<br \/>\nDistraught environmentalists held\u00a0candlelight vigils<\/p>\n<p>Tree experts were called in,\u00a0profiles were made<br \/>\nProtocols were followed.\u00a0Nothing.<br \/>\n<em>The fugitives are at large<\/em>, the DA&#8217;s office said<br \/>\n<em>We are doing everything we can<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Suspects were rounded up and brought in for questioning<br \/>\nA cigar and\u00a0a table were\u00a0held back as possible leads<br \/>\nA natural photography book broke down<br \/>\nMeanwhile, a\u00a0team was sifting soil round the clock looking for roots<\/p>\n<p>A naturalist spending the weekend at a nudist camp<br \/>\nSuddenly noticed it was raining on the moon<br \/>\nObservatories confirmed:\u00a0The delinquent trees had indeed relocated<br \/>\nAnd were currently giving us the finger<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prompt For Hour Fourteen Last Thursday, the trees went missing Every last one of them, roots and all Search parties were sent out Distraught environmentalists held\u00a0candlelight vigils Tree experts were called in,\u00a0profiles were made Protocols were followed.\u00a0Nothing. The fugitives are at large, the DA&#8217;s office&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":648,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/648"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27063"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29010,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27063\/revisions\/29010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}