{"id":27478,"date":"2016-08-14T05:16:25","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T09:16:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=27478"},"modified":"2016-08-14T05:16:25","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T09:16:25","slug":"dear-santa-claus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/dear-santa-claus\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Santa Claus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Santa Claus,<\/p>\n<p>You selfish and outrageous capitalist.<\/p>\n<p>You prey on hopes and dreams like<\/p>\n<p>A leopard preys on the children whose<\/p>\n<p>Dreams and hopes you&#8217;re built upon.<\/p>\n<p>You fascist pig of a concept, deliverer<\/p>\n<p>Of jealousy and anguish every year.<\/p>\n<p>Every year someone gets killed and<\/p>\n<p>Every year it&#8217;s because of your values<\/p>\n<p>You teach children to be selfish<\/p>\n<p>To be poor is a crime and to be<\/p>\n<p>Rich is the only right way in your<\/p>\n<p>Eyes which glow only due to your<\/p>\n<p>Lies! Lies by which people lead<\/p>\n<p>Their own insignificant lives! Who<\/p>\n<p>Cares if they don&#8217;t have enough to<\/p>\n<p>Eat, who cares if they are made of<\/p>\n<p>Sins? Either way, the Santa Claus<\/p>\n<p>Wins. You get more if you&#8217;re rich<\/p>\n<p>Than if you are poor, rewarded for<\/p>\n<p>No one&#8217;s actions save the slaves<\/p>\n<p>In sweatshops and factories<\/p>\n<p>While mom and dad sip<\/p>\n<p>Glasses of black sherrys.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s your existence that<\/p>\n<p>Perpetuates fear in a land<\/p>\n<p>That is called &#8216;free&#8217; or<\/p>\n<p>Fright in a child no older<\/p>\n<p>than three! And you have<\/p>\n<p>Absolutely no shame do you?<\/p>\n<p>Well I&#8217;m through with you<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>The poor kid<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Santa Claus, You selfish and outrageous capitalist. You prey on hopes and dreams like A leopard preys on the children whose Dreams and hopes you&#8217;re built upon. You fascist pig of a concept, deliverer Of jealousy and anguish every year. Every year someone gets&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":873,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/873"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27478"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27569,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27478\/revisions\/27569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}