{"id":27677,"date":"2016-08-14T05:35:31","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T09:35:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=27677"},"modified":"2016-08-14T05:35:31","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T09:35:31","slug":"ode-to-my-vacuum-cleaner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/ode-to-my-vacuum-cleaner\/","title":{"rendered":"ode to my vacuum cleaner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Flat nose<\/p>\n<p>Phallic hose<\/p>\n<p>Cat hair caught like pubes \u2018tween bristled teeth<\/p>\n<p>Unsightly hulk<\/p>\n<p>Unwieldy bulk<\/p>\n<p>Keening like a ghost on Halloween<\/p>\n<p>Dust busted<\/p>\n<p>Dirt encrusted<\/p>\n<p>Asthmatic wheeze and whistle coughing<\/p>\n<p>Built tough<\/p>\n<p>Handled rough<\/p>\n<p>Inhale the dust to dust filled coffin<\/p>\n<p>Flood survivor<\/p>\n<p>Wretched skiver<\/p>\n<p>Called to arms a scavenger awry<\/p>\n<p>Pull the plug<\/p>\n<p>Fart and chug<\/p>\n<p>Your battle cry is eat shit and die.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flat nose Phallic hose Cat hair caught like pubes \u2018tween bristled teeth Unsightly hulk Unwieldy bulk Keening like a ghost on Halloween Dust busted Dirt encrusted Asthmatic wheeze and whistle coughing Built tough Handled rough Inhale the dust to dust filled coffin Flood survivor Wretched&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":772,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/772"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27688,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27677\/revisions\/27688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}