{"id":27767,"date":"2016-08-14T06:12:25","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T10:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=27767"},"modified":"2016-08-14T06:12:25","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T10:12:25","slug":"bus-mayhem-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/bus-mayhem-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Bus mayhem #16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, hello, how are you?<\/p>\n<p>Pardon me, excuse me, let me get through!<\/p>\n<p>Ma! Ma! Why\u00a0is the sky blue?<\/p>\n<p>Ah! No, no, no, stop stepping on my shoes!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My battery is dead!<\/p>\n<p>James, stop biting on the pencil&#8217;s lead!<\/p>\n<p>Those two are newly weds!<\/p>\n<p>Look at all those people&#8217;s heads!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh! Look! Free coupons!<\/p>\n<p>Oh dear, I think I left the oven on!<\/p>\n<p>What are protons and neutrons?<\/p>\n<p>I think I just saw a trumpeter swan!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Why are all these people talking?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I think I just saw one guy sleep walking?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Look at the childish kid mocking!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>How many hours am I clocking!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, hello, how are you? Pardon me, excuse me, let me get through! Ma! Ma! Why\u00a0is the sky blue? Ah! No, no, no, stop stepping on my shoes! &nbsp; My battery is dead! James, stop biting on the pencil&#8217;s lead! Those two are newly weds!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":770,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/770"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27767"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27905,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27767\/revisions\/27905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}