{"id":2795,"date":"2014-08-23T19:09:32","date_gmt":"2014-08-23T23:09:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=2795"},"modified":"2014-08-23T18:06:54","modified_gmt":"2014-08-23T22:06:54","slug":"i-get-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/i-get-it\/","title":{"rendered":"I Get It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes she doesn\u2019t get it.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019ll get in the way,<\/p>\n<p>and mess up my work,<\/p>\n<p>and she\u2019ll yell for more food<\/p>\n<p>when her plate is half full,<\/p>\n<p>and she\u2019ll rub against my elbow<\/p>\n<p>as I\u2019m typing something important.<\/p>\n<p>Then she\u2019ll sit on my papers<\/p>\n<p>that I\u2019m trying to review,<\/p>\n<p>and once I move her over,<\/p>\n<p>she\u2019ll crawl right back to the same spot.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes she doesn\u2019t get it,<\/p>\n<p>but when she purrs<\/p>\n<p>I do.<\/p>\n<p>I finally get it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes she doesn\u2019t get it. She\u2019ll get in the way, and mess up my work, and she\u2019ll yell for more food when her plate is half full, and she\u2019ll rub against my elbow as I\u2019m typing something important. Then she\u2019ll sit on my papers that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":86,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/86"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2806,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795\/revisions\/2806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}