{"id":28054,"date":"2016-08-14T06:46:50","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T10:46:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=28054"},"modified":"2016-08-14T06:46:50","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T10:46:50","slug":"confusion-calls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/confusion-calls\/","title":{"rendered":"Confusion Calls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pardon me<\/p>\n<p>from your attitude<\/p>\n<p>how rude of me<\/p>\n<p>to stand it any longer<\/p>\n<p>the fragrant foul<\/p>\n<p>of your audacious<\/p>\n<p>tongue I couldn&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p>welcome home<\/p>\n<p>any longer<\/p>\n<p>the questioning<\/p>\n<p>the complaining<\/p>\n<p>the putting me down<\/p>\n<p>I might as well say<\/p>\n<p>thank you and kiss<\/p>\n<p>your face, when you<\/p>\n<p>bring home the<\/p>\n<p>two faced clown<\/p>\n<p>have a nice day<\/p>\n<p>computes to a<\/p>\n<p>a verbal slap in the<\/p>\n<p>face it&#8217;s rhetorical<\/p>\n<p>anyway, you don&#8217;t really<\/p>\n<p>care about my day<\/p>\n<p>as much as you care<\/p>\n<p>about me staying out<\/p>\n<p>of your way yet you<\/p>\n<p>are always in my face<\/p>\n<p>breathing down my<\/p>\n<p>neck and calling me<\/p>\n<p>whatever words eclipse<\/p>\n<p>your tainted lips<\/p>\n<p>a punch in the gut<\/p>\n<p>is your how are you?<\/p>\n<p>and I return it with<\/p>\n<p>a newly learned karate<\/p>\n<p>kick. \u00a0I&#8217;m fine thank you<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll expect you out by<\/p>\n<p>the end of the hour<\/p>\n<p>or else, there will be a<\/p>\n<p>welcome home sign<\/p>\n<p>waiting for you at the<\/p>\n<p>morgue, with all the<\/p>\n<p>courage I could muster<\/p>\n<p>I evicted my sickness<\/p>\n<p>before it took both of<\/p>\n<p>us under.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>fJ original 2016<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pardon me from your attitude how rude of me to stand it any longer the fragrant foul of your audacious tongue I couldn&#8217;t welcome home any longer the questioning the complaining the putting me down I might as well say thank you and kiss your&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":878,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/878"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28054"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28081,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28054\/revisions\/28081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}