{"id":28229,"date":"2016-08-14T07:15:28","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T11:15:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=28229"},"modified":"2016-08-14T07:15:28","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T11:15:28","slug":"the-non-dining-dining-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/the-non-dining-dining-room\/","title":{"rendered":"The Non-Dining Dining Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That room?<br \/>\nIt\u2019s the special room.<br \/>\nTechnically, it\u2019s the dining room<br \/>\nBut no one dines there.<\/p>\n<p>See that cabinet?<br \/>\nIt has China in it!<br \/>\nOnly a piece of China, of course.<br \/>\nThe entire country can\u2019t fit in that cabinet.<\/p>\n<p>See the light blue carpet?<br \/>\nSo pretty, right!?<br \/>\nSee this dark brown spot?<br \/>\nThis is one of the reasons we aren\u2019t allowed in here.<\/p>\n<p>Who is allowed in here?<br \/>\nNot sure. Maybe just Mommy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That room? It\u2019s the special room. Technically, it\u2019s the dining room But no one dines there. See that cabinet? It has China in it! Only a piece of China, of course. The entire country can\u2019t fit in that cabinet. See the light blue carpet? So&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":817,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[2052],"class_list":["post-28229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-room"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/817"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28241,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28229\/revisions\/28241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}