{"id":28422,"date":"2016-08-14T07:59:23","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T11:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=28422"},"modified":"2016-08-14T07:59:23","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T11:59:23","slug":"dear-neighbour-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/dear-neighbour-21\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Neighbour #21"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Neighbour,<\/p>\n<p>Please do stop stealing my paper,<\/p>\n<p>it is quite a crime you commit,<\/p>\n<p>and I do not appreciate such cheeky wit!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And please do stop feeding,<\/p>\n<p>my poor Oscar shredded paper,<\/p>\n<p>dear God, I&#8217;m pleading,<\/p>\n<p>he keeps throwing up on my expensive wallpaper!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And while I&#8217;m at it, also,<\/p>\n<p>stop letting,\u00a0your cat into my house, pronto!<\/p>\n<p>For there&#8217;s fur all over my bedding!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s really, terribly upsetting!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Lots of love,<\/p>\n<p>Your Neighbour from the floor above \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Neighbour, Please do stop stealing my paper, it is quite a crime you commit, and I do not appreciate such cheeky wit! &nbsp; And please do stop feeding, my poor Oscar shredded paper, dear God, I&#8217;m pleading, he keeps throwing up on my expensive&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":770,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/770"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28422"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28507,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28422\/revisions\/28507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}