{"id":28498,"date":"2016-08-14T08:00:04","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T12:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=28498"},"modified":"2016-08-14T08:00:04","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T12:00:04","slug":"my-car-is-not-a-public-toilet-for-pigeons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/my-car-is-not-a-public-toilet-for-pigeons\/","title":{"rendered":"My car is not a public toilet for pigeons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You build no nest<br \/>\nNot anymore<br \/>\nWith fancy rooftop canopies<br \/>\nYou rest for the night and sometimes the day<br \/>\nBut seriously could you please<br \/>\nFind another pooping place<br \/>\nMy car is not a public toilet for you and your winged family<br \/>\nSo please be considerate<br \/>\nI&#8217;m asking nicely<br \/>\nPlease and thank you<br \/>\nFind another pooping place<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You build no nest Not anymore With fancy rooftop canopies You rest for the night and sometimes the day But seriously could you please Find another pooping place My car is not a public toilet for you and your winged family So please be considerate&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":179,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1136],"tags":[2066,2067],"class_list":["post-28498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-official-marathon-prompts","tag-pigeons","tag-publictoilet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/179"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28511,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28498\/revisions\/28511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}