{"id":28549,"date":"2016-08-14T08:14:23","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T12:14:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=28549"},"modified":"2016-08-14T08:18:04","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T12:18:04","slug":"grocery-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/grocery-shopping\/","title":{"rendered":"Grocery Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Which of these<br \/>\nJuices<br \/>\nIs the best?<\/p>\n<p>I ask my pendulum to decide<\/p>\n<p>Swinging it in a circle<br \/>\nUntil it triangulates<br \/>\nTo the perfect choice.<\/p>\n<p>And it always chooses perfectly.<\/p>\n<p>So many choices<br \/>\nToo little time<br \/>\nPrecious few dollars<\/p>\n<p>To waste on the wrong product.<\/p>\n<p>I feel their energies<br \/>\nThe people<br \/>\nWondering<\/p>\n<p>What is that thing she&#8217;s playing with?<\/p>\n<p>So, I wait<br \/>\nIgnoring them<br \/>\nUntil they&#8217;re gone.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes they ask, and I explain.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m psychic.<br \/>\nI use this to make<br \/>\nSimple decisions.<\/p>\n<p>Because I always want the best product.<\/p>\n<p>God\u00a0will know<br \/>\nThe very best,<br \/>\nSo, I ask.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which of these Juices Is the best? I ask my pendulum to decide Swinging it in a circle Until it triangulates To the perfect choice. And it always chooses perfectly. So many choices Too little time Precious few dollars To waste on the wrong product&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":189,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/189"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28549"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28656,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28549\/revisions\/28656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}