{"id":28850,"date":"2016-08-14T08:56:43","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T12:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=28850"},"modified":"2016-08-14T08:56:43","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T12:56:43","slug":"lessons-from-the-muppet-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/lessons-from-the-muppet-show\/","title":{"rendered":"Lessons From the Muppet Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pluck<br \/>\nTweeze<br \/>\nTrim<\/p>\n<p>I vow to never emulate the facial hair of the best drummer in the world<br \/>\n<em><strong>Animal<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nDue diligence is required<br \/>\nThese brows must be kept in check<\/p>\n<p>24 hours of avoidance may require emergency maintenance<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pluck Tweeze Trim I vow to never emulate the facial hair of the best drummer in the world Animal Due diligence is required These brows must be kept in check 24 hours of avoidance may require emergency maintenance<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":79,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[274],"class_list":["post-28850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-hour-24"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/79"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28850"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28850\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28869,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28850\/revisions\/28869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}