{"id":28960,"date":"2016-08-14T09:54:06","date_gmt":"2016-08-14T13:54:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=28960"},"modified":"2016-08-15T21:57:23","modified_gmt":"2016-08-16T01:57:23","slug":"final-hour-and-desperate-measures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/final-hour-and-desperate-measures\/","title":{"rendered":"Final Hour and Desperate Measures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dan the fireman<br \/>\ntold me he was made<br \/>\nfor three things:<br \/>\nto play baseball,<br \/>\nput out fires,<br \/>\nand fuck.<br \/>\nBut he left<br \/>\nball and bat<br \/>\nat home<br \/>\nand there is no smoke<br \/>\nin this bar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dan the fireman told me he was made for three things: to play baseball, put out fires, and fuck. But he left ball and bat at home and there is no smoke in this bar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":822,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,12],"tags":[680,31],"class_list":["post-28960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-musings","tag-poetrymarathon","tag-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/822"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28960"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29126,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28960\/revisions\/29126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}