{"id":2990,"date":"2014-08-23T19:07:18","date_gmt":"2014-08-23T23:07:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=2990"},"modified":"2014-08-23T19:09:06","modified_gmt":"2014-08-23T23:09:06","slug":"2990","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/2990\/","title":{"rendered":"it burns"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5>do you have a toaster?<br \/>\nyeah, just don&#8217;t burn the<br \/>\nplace down<\/h5>\n<h5>is it even plugged in?<br \/>\nwhy wouldn&#8217;t it be in working<br \/>\norder?<\/h5>\n<h5>i don&#8217;t remember<br \/>\nwhat we were talking about<br \/>\nit seemed important though<\/h5>\n<h5>scratches from a woman&#8217;s heels<br \/>\ncan be<br \/>\ndeadly<\/h5>\n<h5>same with toasters<br \/>\nif they aren&#8217;t used<br \/>\nproperly<\/h5>\n<h5>don&#8217;t forget the cat scratches<br \/>\nthat shit hurts and then itches<br \/>\ni guess there is no proper way<br \/>\nif there are chemicals involved.<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>do you have a toaster? yeah, just don&#8217;t burn the place down is it even plugged in? why wouldn&#8217;t it be in working order? i don&#8217;t remember what we were talking about it seemed important though scratches from a woman&#8217;s heels can be deadly same&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":87,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-2990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/87"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2990"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2990\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3010,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2990\/revisions\/3010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}