Oh, I’d like to be an Atronach, I’d like it very much
\nFor flesh would burn, and bones would freeze with everything I touch!
\nIce and ashes, would the mortals be
\nIf they should dare to mess with me
\nOh, I’d like to be an Atronach, I’d like it very much.<\/p>\n
I’d like to be a Daedric Prince, I’d like it very bad
\nThe power that I’d have would be the most I’ve ever had!
\nI’d enjoy myself, and never fret
\nWith power over life and death
\nOh, I’d like to be a Daedric Prince, I’d like it very bad.<\/p>\n
I’d like to be a Clannfear, that would be so very cool
\nThe flesh of men and mer I’d tear with sharp claws as my tool!
\nEveryone else, they’d soon be dead
\nI’d charge into them with my head
\nOh, I’d like to be a Clannfear, that would be so very cool.<\/p>\n
I’d like to be a litte scamp, that’s what I’d like to be
\nThose who like to call us weak, they’d better not look down on me!
\nTo run and hide, it will have no effect
\nI’d slash them when they least expect
\nOh, I’d like to be a little scamp, that’s what I’d like to be.<\/p>\n
I’d like to be a Golden Saint, I think that’d be so fine
\nHow well that job would suit this little sadist streak of mine!
\nThe crazies from the real world sent,
\nI’d punish to my heart’s content
\nOh, I’d like to be a Golden Saint, I think that’d be so fine.<\/p>\n
I’d like to be a Daedroth, that would be very fun
\nI’d ravage every town from Seyda Neen to Tel Aruhn!
\nI’m not a crocodile per se,
\nHaving two legs leaves my sharp claws free
\nOh, I’d like to be a Daedroth, that would be very fun.<\/p>\n
I’d like to be a Xivilai, I’m sure you’d like it too
\nJust think of all the lovely Dark Seducers I could woo!
\nThere’d be few opponents I can’t kill
\nThe rest, my summoned Clannfears will
\nOh, I’d like to be a Xivilai, I’m sure you’d like it too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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