{"id":3125,"date":"2014-08-23T19:59:43","date_gmt":"2014-08-23T23:59:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=3125"},"modified":"2014-08-23T19:59:43","modified_gmt":"2014-08-23T23:59:43","slug":"song-of-the-hair-eating-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/song-of-the-hair-eating-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Song of the Hair-Eating Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Verse 1:<br \/>\nI have a cat, I call him Bob<br \/>\nHe is a miserable sod<br \/>\nAnd his diet&#8217;s very strange<br \/>\nHe eats my hair<br \/>\nYes, it is very strange indeed<br \/>\nBecause when it is time to feed<br \/>\nThen on my shoulder he&#8217;ll be perched<br \/>\nTo eat my hair<\/p>\n<p>Chorus:<br \/>\nHe eats my eyes<br \/>\nHe eats my nose<br \/>\nHe eats my fingers and my toes<br \/>\nBut above and most of all<br \/>\nHe eats my hair<br \/>\nHe eats my arms<br \/>\nHe eats my teeth<br \/>\nHe eats my nipples and my feet<br \/>\nBut above and most of all<br \/>\nHe eats my hair<\/p>\n<p>Verse 2:<br \/>\nAnd he will never hunt the rat<br \/>\nAlthough it&#8217;s nice and big and fat<br \/>\nBut I don&#8217;t think it gives a damn<br \/>\nBecause it&#8217;s stuffed<br \/>\nMaybe he&#8217;s not even a cat<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s eating too much hair for that<br \/>\nI kind of think he&#8217;s just a stupid ball of fluff<\/p>\n<p>Chorus repeat<\/p>\n<p>Verse 3:<br \/>\nI feel him climbing on my back<br \/>\nJust like a Candiru attack<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s leaning in and sniffs around<br \/>\nThen eats my hair<br \/>\nI never know where he is at<br \/>\nJust like a normal fucking cat<br \/>\nBut when I least expect it, then<br \/>\nHe eats my hair<\/p>\n<p>He eats my hair<\/p>\n<p>He eats my hair<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Verse 1: I have a cat, I call him Bob He is a miserable sod And his diet&#8217;s very strange He eats my hair Yes, it is very strange indeed Because when it is time to feed Then on my shoulder he&#8217;ll be perched To&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":98,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/98"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3125"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3127,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3125\/revisions\/3127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}