{"id":31468,"date":"2017-08-05T09:14:27","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T13:14:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=31468"},"modified":"2017-08-05T09:15:05","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T13:15:05","slug":"revenge-of-the-pills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/revenge-of-the-pills\/","title":{"rendered":"1  REVENGE OF THE PILLS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zillion of years ago<\/p>\n<p>Taking meds was not a likely habit, even when sick<\/p>\n<p>I could not take them, even the littlest of them<\/p>\n<p>they should be pounded to smithereens,<\/p>\n<p>put in a tablespoon with some water, and voila!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d rather \u00a0accept the pill&#8217;s after-taste<\/p>\n<p>than take it as it is, in its glorious form.<\/p>\n<p>Our Dad used to give us vitamins to take<\/p>\n<p>Faked taking it in, then take it out again<\/p>\n<p>(until it discolored) then to the trash bin.<\/p>\n<p>Or had to pretend I took it then, again,<\/p>\n<p>flush it to the commode.<\/p>\n<p>Dad, the Doubting Thomas, did the unthinkable<\/p>\n<p>Ensuring the pill entered my body,<\/p>\n<p>by not leaving my side until the deed is done. Bright!<\/p>\n<p>Oh how I hate meds!!<\/p>\n<p>The Pill took it all in stride<\/p>\n<p>Little by little, it wormed unto my system by way of<\/p>\n<p>a pulled tooth? a menstrual cramp? birth control?<\/p>\n<p>thyroid removal? and arthritic attack?<\/p>\n<p>I cannot say no to the Pills nowadays<\/p>\n<p>I came to realize their uses, their purpose, their aim<\/p>\n<p>Bowing to the big P<\/p>\n<p>Accepted that they&#8217;re here to stay (I have 6 of them regularly)<\/p>\n<p>Humbly and graciously&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zillion of years ago Taking meds was not a likely habit, even when sick I could not take them, even the littlest of them they should be pounded to smithereens, put in a tablespoon with some water, and voila! I&#8217;d rather \u00a0accept the pill&#8217;s after-taste&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":834,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/834"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31468"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31602,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31468\/revisions\/31602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}