{"id":3208,"date":"2014-08-23T20:41:07","date_gmt":"2014-08-24T00:41:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=3208"},"modified":"2014-08-23T20:41:07","modified_gmt":"2014-08-24T00:41:07","slug":"the-present","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/the-present\/","title":{"rendered":"The Present"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, thank you dear Elinor.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a vague stranger to you, but I am writing to say that your call changed my life.<br \/>\nThe man who had been seated, got up and came over to where I was.<br \/>\nSuch excitement!<br \/>\nHe picked me up, out of obscurity (the tail end of 34th street) and<br \/>\nsent me on a journey.<br \/>\nIt was only four doors down, but I went<br \/>\nfrom being with my own<br \/>\nto being cherished as unique.<br \/>\nI transformed from a couch potato, sitting on a shelf<br \/>\nto finding someone I could sing my tune to.<br \/>\nShe picked me up lovingly and whispered sweet nothings to me<br \/>\nas she placed me down in that cold room.<br \/>\nShe said not to worry, that she&#8217;d come back for me. <\/p>\n<p>So I thought about what I would tell her.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d belt out a Broadway tune, I would.<br \/>\nWhen her manicured paws tugged at me, I knew it was time.<br \/>\nTime to show her what I knew.<br \/>\nSo sing I did. My Broadway debut kind of entrance.<\/p>\n<p>That pop!<br \/>\nwas happy<br \/>\nthe two women started laughing.<br \/>\nI shared in their joy.<br \/>\nThough I did wonder what my friends were doing a few doors down.<br \/>\nWould they find people to love them?<br \/>\n<em>Were they as blissful as I was?<\/em> I hoped so.<\/p>\n<p>Clink~!<br \/>\nThe sound of champagne flutes kissing.<br \/>\nThe ladies drank me in. Were impressed by me.<br \/>\nBut it didn&#8217;t stop there!<br \/>\nThey complimented my body, my crispness. They knew me, the real me!<br \/>\nMy voyage was cut short, but I know I was loved.<\/p>\n<p>Yours always,<br \/>\nthe first bottle of <em>Veuve Cliquot<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, thank you dear Elinor. I&#8217;m a vague stranger to you, but I am writing to say that your call changed my life. The man who had been seated, got up and came over to where I was. Such excitement! He picked me up, out&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":96,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/96"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3208"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3230,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3208\/revisions\/3230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}