{"id":32468,"date":"2017-08-05T11:12:52","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T15:12:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=32468"},"modified":"2017-08-05T20:58:52","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T00:58:52","slug":"woke-up-and-my-ass-was-sore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/woke-up-and-my-ass-was-sore\/","title":{"rendered":"Woke Up And My Ass Was Sore&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Woke up and my ass was sore<\/p>\n<p>Tired of running nowhere in my sleep<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps daily reminders of how old I am<\/p>\n<p>Flights and flights \u00a0and flights of stairs<\/p>\n<p>Walk yourself here to there to somewhere<\/p>\n<p>Curvy, hippy, muscles still there<\/p>\n<p>Folks still make my ass sore with silly ways<\/p>\n<p>Saying nothing about nothing&#8217;s not true<\/p>\n<p>Stop lying, ouch, no, I don&#8217;t understand<\/p>\n<p>The words coming out your mouth<\/p>\n<p>Runnin away to get away<\/p>\n<p>I wake up and my ass is sore<\/p>\n<p>It could be me<\/p>\n<p>Problems come with the human stain<\/p>\n<p>Smack me on the butt and say<\/p>\n<p>Shut up!<\/p>\n<p>You sleep atop an old mattress<\/p>\n<p>And boxes<\/p>\n<p>The floor on day&#8217;s most heated<\/p>\n<p>Be booty and blessed<\/p>\n<p>You see another day<\/p>\n<p>Sore ass<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woke up and my ass was sore Tired of running nowhere in my sleep Perhaps daily reminders of how old I am Flights and flights \u00a0and flights of stairs Walk yourself here to there to somewhere Curvy, hippy, muscles still there Folks still make my&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1039,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1039"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32468"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32824,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32468\/revisions\/32824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}