{"id":3261,"date":"2014-08-23T21:00:47","date_gmt":"2014-08-24T01:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=3261"},"modified":"2014-08-23T21:00:47","modified_gmt":"2014-08-24T01:00:47","slug":"youngcriminals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/youngcriminals\/","title":{"rendered":"Young criminals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re allowed to shoot them these days,<\/p>\n<p>those pesky little brats<\/p>\n<p>they get three written warnings,<\/p>\n<p>then that&#8217;s the end of that;<\/p>\n<p>we pack them off to cryogenics<\/p>\n<p>to wait their turn to die,<\/p>\n<p>when we&#8217;ve got a group of ten<\/p>\n<p>we get to end their lives;<\/p>\n<p>you look a little horrified,<\/p>\n<p>but you&#8217;re living in the past,<\/p>\n<p>our crime rate is down<\/p>\n<p>employment&#8217;s up,<\/p>\n<p>they learned the lesson fast;<\/p>\n<p>welcome to the new earth,<\/p>\n<p>you&#8217;ve been frozen for a while,<\/p>\n<p>time to get you all cleaned up,<\/p>\n<p>today is the beginning of your trial.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re allowed to shoot them these days, those pesky little brats they get three written warnings, then that&#8217;s the end of that; we pack them off to cryogenics to wait their turn to die, when we&#8217;ve got a group of ten we get to end&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":90,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/90"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3261"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3270,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3261\/revisions\/3270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}