{"id":33332,"date":"2017-08-05T12:09:49","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T16:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=33332"},"modified":"2017-08-05T12:09:49","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T16:09:49","slug":"self-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/self-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"self-humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The morning sun is in my eyes,<\/p>\n<p>why oh why must I go blind?<\/p>\n<p>The window east sounded like a good plan,<\/p>\n<p>but then I could understand,<\/p>\n<p>the morning sun is in my eyes,<\/p>\n<p>and now I can truly realize<\/p>\n<p>that a morning person I am not.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Foolish things I planned out,<\/p>\n<p>in the home I want to build,<\/p>\n<p>the door North sounded grand,<\/p>\n<p>but not in the ways that I had planned!<\/p>\n<p>Foolish things I had planned out,<\/p>\n<p>winds are coming in with snow,<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry but I&#8217;m buried, so I can&#8217;t go!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I wanted a home by the sea,<\/p>\n<p>how grand a cottage just for me!<\/p>\n<p>A little stone house near the breeze,<\/p>\n<p>until the storms blew in,<\/p>\n<p>I wanted a home by the sea,<\/p>\n<p>but I never bargained a storm for me!<\/p>\n<p>Help! I&#8217;m too close to be swept away, please say a prayer for me!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I think my home is hearth and books,<\/p>\n<p>to keep me company.<\/p>\n<p>To sit and read and drink my tea,<\/p>\n<p>and live in quiet harmony.<\/p>\n<p>I think my home is hearth and books,<\/p>\n<p>for what else do you need?<\/p>\n<p>Papers and tea mugs all I want,<\/p>\n<p>and things that I can read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The morning sun is in my eyes, why oh why must I go blind? The window east sounded like a good plan, but then I could understand, the morning sun is in my eyes, and now I can truly realize that a morning person I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":214,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/214"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33332"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33433,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33332\/revisions\/33433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}