Your Perfect Girlfriend<\/p>\n
Put up,
\nshut up,
\nserve up,
\nget over,
\nput out.
\nNot me!
\nSee thru,
\ngive out,
\ngive up,
\npush thru,
\nget out.
\nScrew you.<\/p>\n
by Amanda Valerie Judd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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