{"id":34614,"date":"2017-08-05T14:52:39","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T18:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=34614"},"modified":"2017-08-05T14:52:39","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T18:52:39","slug":"hour-6-church-lessons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/hour-6-church-lessons\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 6&#8211;Church Lessons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The millionaire who had donated his estate to the church<\/p>\n<p>had made money from whatever war was underway<\/p>\n<p>and the sanctuary was filled with furs on Sunday morning<\/p>\n<p>The Women&#8217;s Guild officiated in the mansion next door<\/p>\n<p>in burgundy carpeted dining room with dark wood paneling and<\/p>\n<p>oil painting of peacocks bowing gracefully<\/p>\n<p>The smell of strong coffee meant the service was about to end<\/p>\n<p>and social hour about to commence<\/p>\n<p>and the millionaire&#8217;s grandfather clock in the foyer<\/p>\n<p>showed the phases of the moon<\/p>\n<p>Coffee was their drug of choice<\/p>\n<p>The women dealt it with solemn dignity from<\/p>\n<p>a silver service<\/p>\n<p>carefully maintained<\/p>\n<p>My earliest Sunday school lesson:<\/p>\n<p>finding out that Jesus loves me<\/p>\n<p>My next to last lesson:<\/p>\n<p>finding out that my Sunday school teacher wanted to molest me<\/p>\n<p>and that Jesus was not on his mind<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The millionaire who had donated his estate to the church had made money from whatever war was underway and the sanctuary was filled with furs on Sunday morning The Women&#8217;s Guild officiated in the mansion next door in burgundy carpeted dining room with dark wood&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":255,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/255"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34614"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35100,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34614\/revisions\/35100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}