{"id":34711,"date":"2017-08-05T14:29:36","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T18:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=34711"},"modified":"2017-08-05T14:29:36","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T18:29:36","slug":"specifications","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/specifications\/","title":{"rendered":"Specifications"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had some crazy requirements:<\/p>\n<p>had to combine Shakespeare and hillbilly<\/p>\n<p>had to have recessive gene pinkies<\/p>\n<p>had to be taller than me<\/p>\n<p>I tried to set myself<\/p>\n<p>up for failure<\/p>\n<p>thought a man with<\/p>\n<p>my specifications<\/p>\n<p>couldn&#8217;t possibly exist.<\/p>\n<p>You had Shakespeare&#8217;s birthday<\/p>\n<p>and loved tractor pulls.<\/p>\n<p>We had the same<\/p>\n<p>outward turned pinkies<\/p>\n<p>which are supposed to be<\/p>\n<p>extremely rare.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re 6&#8217;5&#8221; to my 5&#8217;4&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>You do exist but<\/p>\n<p>now in a world<\/p>\n<p>separate from mine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had some crazy requirements: had to combine Shakespeare and hillbilly had to have recessive gene pinkies had to be taller than me I tried to set myself up for failure thought a man with my specifications couldn&#8217;t possibly exist. You had Shakespeare&#8217;s birthday and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1022,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1022"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34892,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34711\/revisions\/34892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}