{"id":34751,"date":"2017-08-05T15:14:07","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T19:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=34751"},"modified":"2017-08-05T15:14:07","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T19:14:07","slug":"pc-for-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/pc-for-old\/","title":{"rendered":"PC for Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Marketers fear loss of fixed income spending.<\/p>\n<p>We become Senior Citizens.<\/p>\n<p>We buy the Silver insurance plans.<\/p>\n<p>We become mature and vintage,<\/p>\n<p>Classic not antique.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re \u201cof a certain age\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>What age is that?<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re timeless and ageless beauties.<\/p>\n<p>Sexagenarian has the word \u201csex\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>These are the Golden Years.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll still spend my social security checks<\/p>\n<p>Without the condescending bull shit.<\/p>\n<p>Give me my Old Lady Discount.<\/p>\n<p>I earned it.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not profanity;<\/p>\n<p>Please call me \u201cOld\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Marketers fear loss of fixed income spending. We become Senior Citizens. We buy the Silver insurance plans. We become mature and vintage, Classic not antique. We\u2019re \u201cof a certain age\u201d. What age is that? We\u2019re timeless and ageless beauties. Sexagenarian has the word \u201csex\u201d&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":737,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/737"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34751"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35302,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34751\/revisions\/35302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}