{"id":34984,"date":"2017-08-05T14:40:46","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T18:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=34984"},"modified":"2017-08-05T15:58:54","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T19:58:54","slug":"timing-keeps-me-honest-poem-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/timing-keeps-me-honest-poem-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Timing keeps me honest (poem #6)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a shock. I was feeling pretty cute<br \/>\nUntil I tried on last year\u2019s bathing suit<br \/>\nSo painful. Where can I go hide?<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m feeling sick,\u201d I said. (I lied.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a shock. I was feeling pretty cute Until I tried on last year\u2019s bathing suit So painful. Where can I go hide? \u201cI\u2019m feeling sick,\u201d I said. (I lied.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":96,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/96"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34984"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35757,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34984\/revisions\/35757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}