{"id":35014,"date":"2017-08-05T14:43:09","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T18:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=35014"},"modified":"2017-08-05T14:43:18","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T18:43:18","slug":"baked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/baked\/","title":{"rendered":"Baked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Such a love\/hate relationship,<br \/>\nI love being connected to those far away from me,<br \/>\nBut I hate the bullshit.<br \/>\nThe fake, smiley engagement photos,<br \/>\nPolitical nonsense,<br \/>\nIgnorant remarks,<br \/>\nThere is enough to make me laugh and smile so I keep it.<\/p>\n<p>But darling, you really must shut up.<br \/>\nTurn off your brain,<br \/>\nRoar louder so the lions go away,<br \/>\nBreathe in, breathe out, do it again.<br \/>\nJust shut up already, I know you can do it.<\/p>\n<p>So delicious, cheddary goodness,<br \/>\nCrunchy and fake, salty and orange.<br \/>\nTasted better last night though, after eating that gummy bears head right off,<br \/>\nAnd collapsing into the futon,<br \/>\nI am not sorry for my insobriety.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Such a love\/hate relationship, I love being connected to those far away from me, But I hate the bullshit. The fake, smiley engagement photos, Political nonsense, Ignorant remarks, There is enough to make me laugh and smile so I keep it. But darling, you really&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":997,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/997"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35014"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35014\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35024,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35014\/revisions\/35024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}