{"id":35058,"date":"2017-08-05T15:30:42","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T19:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=35058"},"modified":"2017-08-11T02:43:48","modified_gmt":"2017-08-11T06:43:48","slug":"prompt-7-a-newborns-first-thoughts-j-r-m","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/prompt-7-a-newborns-first-thoughts-j-r-m\/","title":{"rendered":"Prompt #7 (A NEWBORN&#8217;S FIRST THOUGHTS j.r.m\u00a9)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>Where am I?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>And how did I get here?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Hang on&#8230;. this&#8230; place smells funny&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Why is everything so bright?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Why am I surrounded by all these men in strange caps and surgical gloves?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Who are these giants?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Did that doctor just whack my bum?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Ouch! Watch it!\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Does anyone here speak baby?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Where are they taking me?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Why are they all smiling?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Did something funny happen?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Why am I being expelled from mum&#8217;s uterus?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Did I forget to pay rent? <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Take me back<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> Nooo! Ah, milk&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>yum!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35487\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/50-amazing-newborn-photos-haleygalloway2-300x213.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/50-amazing-newborn-photos-haleygalloway2-300x213.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/50-amazing-newborn-photos-haleygalloway2.jpg 520w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> hmmmm&#8230;. I could get used to this new place&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>j.r.m\u00a9<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where am I? And how did I get here? Hang on&#8230;. this&#8230; place smells funny&#8230; Why is everything so bright? Why am I surrounded by all these men in strange caps and surgical gloves? Who are these giants? Did that doctor just whack my bum?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":897,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,12,2114,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-musings","category-official-marathon-announcement","category-poetry-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/897"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35058"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44087,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35058\/revisions\/44087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}