I wear my heart on my sleeve<\/p>\n
My spleen likes to ride on my shoulder<\/p>\n
My pancreas dictates everything I do<\/p>\n
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My right calf prefers to be known as Fred<\/p>\n
My boobs do whatever they want<\/p>\n
My liver encourages them<\/p>\n
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I have a cavity in my left brain<\/p>\n
And a cold sore in my right<\/p>\n
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My gall bladder seems timid<\/p>\n
My left shoulder whispers in secret<\/p>\n
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My right shoulder hates gossip<\/p>\n
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Everytime the phone rings<\/p>\n
My uterus gets nauseous<\/p>\n
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My ears have 20 \/20 vision<\/p>\n
My eyes only hear what they want to hear<\/p>\n
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My colon is in knots on top of my forehead<\/p>\n
My lungs have given their power to my big toe<\/p>\n
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My thumb says it plans a coup<\/p>\n
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The intestine ties it all together<\/p>\n
But it’s the pinky that has the real knowledge<\/p>\n
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