{"id":35432,"date":"2017-08-05T15:33:55","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T19:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=35432"},"modified":"2017-08-05T15:33:55","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T19:33:55","slug":"sartorially-challenged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/sartorially-challenged\/","title":{"rendered":"Sartorially Challenged"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Turned inside out, or backward, I must freely confess<\/p>\n<p>More than once I\u2019ve worn leggings or backwards a dress.<\/p>\n<p>While dressing mornings in the dark before it turns light,<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve worn two similarly-styled flats\u2014one navy, one black.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve mismatched silver and gold ear rings almost habitually,<\/p>\n<p>Regularly donned panty hose with ladders almost ritually.<\/p>\n<p>Sartorially challenged, it isn\u2019t any wonder, I often greet<\/p>\n<p>All fashion pronouncements taken for gospel as effete.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Turned inside out, or backward, I must freely confess More than once I\u2019ve worn leggings or backwards a dress. While dressing mornings in the dark before it turns light, I\u2019ve worn two similarly-styled flats\u2014one navy, one black. I\u2019ve mismatched silver and gold ear rings&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":979,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/979"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35432"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35432\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35550,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35432\/revisions\/35550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}