{"id":35675,"date":"2017-08-05T15:49:00","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T19:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=35675"},"modified":"2017-08-05T15:50:08","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T19:50:08","slug":"facebook-therapists-724","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/facebook-therapists-724\/","title":{"rendered":"Facebook therapists 7\/24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone has a cure<br \/>\nfor everyone else&#8217;s suffering<br \/>\nand nobody cares<br \/>\nwho they&#8217;re<br \/>\nminimalizing<br \/>\nHave you tried<br \/>\nthis diet, or that one?<br \/>\nHave you tried to go for a run?<br \/>\nHave you tried anti-depressants?<br \/>\nNo, not the one you&#8217;re on.<br \/>\nYou spend too much time inside. Do you ever see the sun?<br \/>\nTake a nature walk.<br \/>\nCall someone to talk.<br \/>\nMeditate.<br \/>\nDo you eat too late?<br \/>\nEat early, eat less.<br \/>\nAre you managing your stress?<br \/>\nHave you tried yoga?<br \/>\nYou should adopt a cat!<br \/>\nAre you seeing a therapist?<br \/>\nMaybe you should quit.<br \/>\nTry some drugs. Oh, you do?<br \/>\nMaybe those drugs just aren&#8217;t for you.<\/p>\n<p>Try a vitamin.<br \/>\nMove out of your house,<br \/>\nGet a new job,<br \/>\nIt couldn&#8217;t get worse.<\/p>\n<p>Stop worrying so much.<br \/>\nOr you&#8217;ll end up dead,<br \/>\nThe cure to mental illness,<br \/>\nis in this Facebook thread.<\/p>\n<p><!--Clip_XXXX_170805_154808_292--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone has a cure for everyone else&#8217;s suffering and nobody cares who they&#8217;re minimalizing Have you tried this diet, or that one? Have you tried to go for a run? Have you tried anti-depressants? No, not the one you&#8217;re on. You spend too much time&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":73,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/73"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35675"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35696,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35675\/revisions\/35696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}