{"id":36338,"date":"2017-08-05T16:59:58","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T20:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=36338"},"modified":"2017-08-05T16:59:58","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T20:59:58","slug":"an-unhumble-plea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/an-unhumble-plea\/","title":{"rendered":"An Unhumble Plea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Using lines from <em>The Prayer That is In My Blood<\/em><\/p>\n<p>by Gary Copeland Lilley<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When he finally arrives at the pearly gates my, my,<\/p>\n<p>he\u2018s gonna bribe St. Peter with a Five.<\/p>\n<p>If the saint doesn\u2019t take his five dollars, or his word,<\/p>\n<p>he may attempt an inappropriate prayer,<\/p>\n<p>or present a tally to the Lord,<\/p>\n<p>a list all the things he could not have<\/p>\n<p>when <em>he<\/em> was the one without mercy.<\/p>\n<p>his complaints go on and on<\/p>\n<p>Oh, how they turned on me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Using lines from The Prayer That is In My Blood by Gary Copeland Lilley &nbsp; When he finally arrives at the pearly gates my, my, he\u2018s gonna bribe St. Peter with a Five. If the saint doesn\u2019t take his five dollars, or his word,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1078,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1078"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36338"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36371,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36338\/revisions\/36371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}