{"id":36439,"date":"2017-08-05T17:07:57","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=36439"},"modified":"2017-08-05T17:11:23","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:11:23","slug":"the-spider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/the-spider\/","title":{"rendered":"The Spider"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Spiders come in big and small<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Its legs so long and hairy. (ew!)<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Eight of those legs they use to crawl<\/em><br \/>\n<em>To find me where I hide.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 I gasp!<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I bolt!<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 I whimper!<\/em><br \/>\n<em>If I was to speak about my son (and I am)<\/em><br \/>\n<em>All 6\u20192 of him<\/em><br \/>\n<em>He would scream like a little girl (he has)<\/em><br \/>\n<em>And run hysterically out of the room<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Only to have his daughter get the spider<\/em><br \/>\n<em>The big, mean, ugly spider<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Just so he would not have to.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spiders come in big and small Its legs so long and hairy. (ew!) Eight of those legs they use to crawl To find me where I hide. \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 I gasp! \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I bolt! \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":976,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/976"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36468,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36439\/revisions\/36468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}