{"id":36461,"date":"2017-08-05T17:29:02","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=36461"},"modified":"2017-08-05T20:31:52","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T00:31:52","slug":"roommate-violation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/roommate-violation\/","title":{"rendered":"Roommate Violation-Prompt 9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spider<\/p>\n<p>Up on my wall<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve violated our much-spoken contract.<\/p>\n<p>You know I welcome you into this home on one condition.<\/p>\n<p>You may stay as long as I do not see you.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps it was an error on my part<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll turn away for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>1&#8230; 2&#8230; 3&#8230; NO!<\/p>\n<p>Oh hell no!<\/p>\n<p>Why would you move closer?<\/p>\n<p>Now Your fate is sealed.<\/p>\n<p>You get no say, you&#8217;re through.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re getting squished.<\/p>\n<p>SMACK!<\/p>\n<p>Time to look for a new roommate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spider Up on my wall You&#8217;ve violated our much-spoken contract. You know I welcome you into this home on one condition. You may stay as long as I do not see you. Perhaps it was an error on my part I&#8217;ll turn away for a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":873,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[2133,2132,2398,2378],"class_list":["post-36461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses","tag-2017-poetry-marathon","tag-poetry-marathon-2017","tag-spider","tag-spiders"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/873"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36461"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38570,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36461\/revisions\/38570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}