{"id":36531,"date":"2017-08-05T17:17:15","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:17:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=36531"},"modified":"2017-08-05T17:17:15","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:17:15","slug":"the-broken-pact-9th-hour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/the-broken-pact-9th-hour\/","title":{"rendered":"The Broken Pact (9th hour)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Daddy Long Legs,<\/p>\n<p>Why are you so intrusive?<\/p>\n<p>You have broken the pact<\/p>\n<p>And now you must meet your demise by my hands<\/p>\n<p>The Rules Read:<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t cross into the bedroom<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get on the bed<\/p>\n<p>Never stare me down and jump at me with such conviction<\/p>\n<p>But like your many legs<\/p>\n<p>You are full of daring motives<\/p>\n<p>And now your reign of creepiness must be stopped<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>The woman who wailed Valhalla as she hit you with her shoe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Daddy Long Legs, Why are you so intrusive? You have broken the pact And now you must meet your demise by my hands The Rules Read: Don&#8217;t cross into the bedroom Don&#8217;t get on the bed Never stare me down and jump at me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1120,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1120"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36531"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36595,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36531\/revisions\/36595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}