{"id":36579,"date":"2017-08-05T17:24:43","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:24:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=36579"},"modified":"2017-08-05T17:24:43","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:24:43","slug":"brown-recluse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/brown-recluse\/","title":{"rendered":"Brown Recluse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a wicked little beast you are<br \/>\nScathing glaring glass beady eyes<br \/>\nSlobbering humongous fangs just waiting<br \/>\nWaiting to sink into my flesh<br \/>\nI abhor you and your hairy legs<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m scared of spiders<br \/>\nBut you, you are a nightmare of epic proportions<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t fathom your existence<br \/>\nWhose idea were you anyway, that&#8217;s just cruel<\/p>\n<p>And that violin, why just why<br \/>\nSomething so elegant on a hideous monstrosity<br \/>\nIt is deplorable to think about<br \/>\nWriting about you makes me nauseous<br \/>\nAnd so I bid thee nasty creature a hasty goodbye<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a wicked little beast you are Scathing glaring glass beady eyes Slobbering humongous fangs just waiting Waiting to sink into my flesh I abhor you and your hairy legs Yes, I&#8217;m scared of spiders But you, you are a nightmare of epic proportions I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1045,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1045"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36693,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36579\/revisions\/36693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}