{"id":36768,"date":"2017-08-05T17:31:12","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:31:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=36768"},"modified":"2017-08-05T17:31:12","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:31:12","slug":"8-legged-freak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/8-legged-freak\/","title":{"rendered":"8 legged freak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr. or Mrs. Spider,<\/p>\n<p>Keep to your side of the shower <br \/>take out the:<br \/>mosquitos<br \/>gnats<br \/>flies<br \/>other spiders who won&apos;t sign this agreement <\/p>\n<p>keep to your side of the shower<br \/>we&apos;ll get along just fine<\/p>\n<p>if it has more legs than I do<br \/>have at them, hide the bodies when you&apos;re done<br \/>I don&apos;t want to know what you get up to<\/p>\n<p>keep to your side of the shower<br \/>we&apos;ll get along just fine<\/p>\n<p>I promise to leave your web alone where<br \/>I see those eight shiny black eyes watching (why do you have one for each eye?!) <\/p>\n<p>keep to your side of the shower<br \/>we&apos;ll get along just fine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mr. or Mrs. Spider, Keep to your side of the shower take out the:mosquitosgnatsfliesother spiders who won&apos;t sign this agreement keep to your side of the showerwe&apos;ll get along just fine if it has more legs than I dohave at them, hide the bodies&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1111,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1111"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36768"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36769,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36768\/revisions\/36769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}