{"id":36851,"date":"2017-08-05T17:39:05","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=36851"},"modified":"2017-08-05T18:16:24","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T22:16:24","slug":"tarantula-obsession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/tarantula-obsession\/","title":{"rendered":"Tarantula Obsession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Each night, peeking under my pillow<\/p>\n<p>Waiting for the eight-legged monster<\/p>\n<p>To strike.<\/p>\n<p>Each day, opening the front door<\/p>\n<p>Waiting for the furry arachnid<\/p>\n<p>To attack.<\/p>\n<p>Every visit to the zoo, lurking by the terrarium<\/p>\n<p>Waiting for the fanged creature<\/p>\n<p>To escape.<\/p>\n<p>He didn\u2019t strike, or<\/p>\n<p>Attack, or<\/p>\n<p>Escape.<\/p>\n<p>He just sat there<\/p>\n<p>On his furry ass<\/p>\n<p>Eating bugs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Each night, peeking under my pillow Waiting for the eight-legged monster To strike. Each day, opening the front door Waiting for the furry arachnid To attack. Every visit to the zoo, lurking by the terrarium Waiting for the fanged creature To escape. He didn\u2019t strike,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":260,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/260"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36855,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36851\/revisions\/36855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}