{"id":36864,"date":"2017-08-05T17:43:09","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=36864"},"modified":"2017-08-05T17:43:09","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:43:09","slug":"drumsticks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/drumsticks\/","title":{"rendered":"Drumsticks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><code><\/p>\n<p>I've actually written two poems about spiders before, and I'll preface this new one with one of them \u2014 a haiku.<\/p>\n<p><H1>Drumsticks<\/h1>\n<p>Raindrop snared in web<br \/>\nbelieves it should fear spider<br \/>\nwhile death comes from sun&lt;\/p<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many knees does a spider have?<br \/>\nA: eight six-segmented legs = forty eight<\/p>\n<p>The temperatures climbed<br \/>\ndriving humans underground.<br \/>\nall livestock left behind<\/p>\n<p>Michelin starred chef Jacques La Jambe<br \/>\nwill stuff you a tarantuala<br \/>\nwith cave mushrooms and snails<\/p>\n<p>A plate of teriyaki drumsticks<br \/>\nis today's chef's choice<br \/>\nfor those in need of a litle meat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve actually written two poems about spiders before, and I&#8217;ll preface this new one with one of them \u2014 a haiku. Drumsticks Raindrop snared in web believes it should fear spider while death comes from sun&lt;\/p Q: How many knees does a spider have? A:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":964,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/964"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36864"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36875,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36864\/revisions\/36875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}