{"id":36912,"date":"2017-08-05T17:48:24","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:48:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=36912"},"modified":"2017-08-05T17:48:24","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:48:24","slug":"oh-arachnid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/oh-arachnid\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Arachnid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh arachnid, I bear you or your arthropod phylum no ill will.<br \/>\nYou weave your webs of tales told, widows and recluses,<br \/>\nDaddy long legs of venomous myth, lies that weaklings tell.<\/p>\n<p>Nature\u2019s thugs, built for brutality, ghastly and creeping stalker,<br \/>\n(Like a few Homo sapiens I\u2019ve dated), I\u2019ve seen the hour glass.<br \/>\nTime ticking for the feeble, sick, old, young, and unsuspecting.<\/p>\n<p>In Hawaii, your island hoppers take a running start and jump<br \/>\nClinging to a pant leg or arm, terrorizing victims resisting a ride.<br \/>\nI give you this: your infinite array and your wily traps stabilize.<\/p>\n<p>The ecosystem won\u2019t eco without you, no Librium in equilibrium.<br \/>\nSo here\u2019s to you my eight-legged, fanged, funky frenemies galore,<br \/>\nPeace and abidance: I\u2019ll ignore your dark watch; you do the same.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh arachnid, I bear you or your arthropod phylum no ill will. You weave your webs of tales told, widows and recluses, Daddy long legs of venomous myth, lies that weaklings tell. Nature\u2019s thugs, built for brutality, ghastly and creeping stalker, (Like a few Homo&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":196,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/196"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36912"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36916,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36912\/revisions\/36916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}