{"id":36982,"date":"2017-08-05T17:58:11","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T21:58:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=36982"},"modified":"2017-08-05T18:52:52","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T22:52:52","slug":"poo-a-sonnet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/poo-a-sonnet\/","title":{"rendered":"Poo: A Sonnet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The record shows he is to blame<br \/>\nHis calendar is now a loop<br \/>\nBig mistakes put him to shame<br \/>\nHe feel like a big load of poop<br \/>\nHis friends told him that he should stop<br \/>\nHe wanted to keep turning up<br \/>\nBut every other week he&#8217;d drop<br \/>\nNot acting like a real grownup<br \/>\nNow he need wads of support<br \/>\nFrom those who thought that he knew better<br \/>\nNeeds to rebuild his rapport<br \/>\nSo he can be less of a debtor<br \/>\nThink before you say or do<br \/>\nWhat gets you up now may later make you blue. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The record shows he is to blame His calendar is now a loop Big mistakes put him to shame He feel like a big load of poop His friends told him that he should stop He wanted to keep turning up But every other week&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1056,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[225],"class_list":["post-36982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","tag-sonnet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1056"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36982"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37510,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36982\/revisions\/37510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}