{"id":37251,"date":"2017-08-05T19:21:47","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T23:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=37251"},"modified":"2017-08-05T19:21:47","modified_gmt":"2017-08-05T23:21:47","slug":"10-how-to-un-win-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/10-how-to-un-win-her\/","title":{"rendered":"10   HOW TO UN-WIN HER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unfulfilled most, if not all, of your promises<\/p>\n<p>Place her at the last rung of the ladder of your priority list<\/p>\n<p>Despoiled everything of her little happiness and quirkiness<\/p>\n<p>Criticize all of her demeanors,<\/p>\n<p>whether intentionally or just plainly criticize her<\/p>\n<p>for the heck of criticizing.<\/p>\n<p>Laugh at her lapses and mistakes<\/p>\n<p>Be unmindful of her well-being,<\/p>\n<p>disregarding her &#8220;not-feeling-good&#8221; gripings<\/p>\n<p>Destabilized her thinking process, equilibrium<\/p>\n<p>and sense of oneself<\/p>\n<p>Make every one laugh at her expense<\/p>\n<p>You taketh and taketh and she to giveth and giveth.<\/p>\n<p>And flirt to your heart&#8217;s content<\/p>\n<p>In her presence and much more in her absence<\/p>\n<p>Success is in the offing<\/p>\n<p>You just lost her, congratulations!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unfulfilled most, if not all, of your promises Place her at the last rung of the ladder of your priority list Despoiled everything of her little happiness and quirkiness Criticize all of her demeanors, whether intentionally or just plainly criticize her for the heck of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":834,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/834"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37829,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37251\/revisions\/37829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}