{"id":37642,"date":"2017-08-05T19:34:21","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T23:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=37642"},"modified":"2017-08-06T00:53:29","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T04:53:29","slug":"shakened-not-stirred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/shakened-not-stirred\/","title":{"rendered":"Shakened, Not Stirred&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grandmothers<\/p>\n<p>Grandmothers are special people<\/p>\n<p>Never knew either grandfathers.<\/p>\n<p>Soldier.<\/p>\n<p>Preacher.<\/p>\n<p>I had one mean grandmother and one nice.<\/p>\n<p>Tall, slender, deaf and blind<\/p>\n<p>As a child I took care of the nice one.<\/p>\n<p>She stayed with us I slept next to the portable urinal<\/p>\n<p>With the Pine-Sol and stool aroma.<\/p>\n<p>All slept<\/p>\n<p>My job was to make sure she didn&#8217;t miss or fall<\/p>\n<p>The smell of piss dried on plastic covered floors and days my feet were splattered.<\/p>\n<p>So what. I loved Grandmother.<\/p>\n<p>The mean one, another slap.<\/p>\n<p>Story.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d tuck her into bed and kiss her forehead and wipe my feet on the sheets<\/p>\n<p>To see my Grandmother&#8217;s breathing rise and fall gave me peace<\/p>\n<p>Seven.<\/p>\n<p>And then then my big sister would wet the bed.<\/p>\n<p>Another day at school smelling like dried piss<\/p>\n<p>I had no friends<\/p>\n<p>The kind teacher would wash the odor<\/p>\n<p>Give me fresh underwear<\/p>\n<p>The blind sisters<\/p>\n<p>Piss poor<\/p>\n<p>but we loved our Grandmother.<\/p>\n<p>She gently felt our faces and gave tight hugs<\/p>\n<p>Cleaning my Grandmothers dentures, brushing her hair with a part<\/p>\n<p>Down the center and two plaits rolled<\/p>\n<p>In back to the nape of her neck.<\/p>\n<p>Her bamboo rocking chair was home in the corner.<\/p>\n<p>I can still hear it creak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandmothers Grandmothers are special people Never knew either grandfathers. Soldier. Preacher. I had one mean grandmother and one nice. Tall, slender, deaf and blind As a child I took care of the nice one. She stayed with us I slept next to the portable urinal&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1039,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1039"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37642"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37982,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37642\/revisions\/37982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}